nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
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I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
(Source: gonorrheafeatdrake)
(via “The YouTuber Awards”)
(Source: liferuinrs)
#mancrushmonday = Tom hiddleston. I’ve got the severe hiddles. I love this man. Lets date. #wut
i feel like yahoo is going to start looking through tumblr and realize that its actually a really scary place and just give it back
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
(Source: onlinehannah)
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
(Source: rnikecarden)
(Source: unhappyly)
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
The mer-giraffe.
Wait a minute, guys
we. are. geniuses.
WE FIGURED OUT WHAT NESSIE IS
I FINALLY HAVE A FUCKING USE FOR THIS GODDAMN GIF HOLY SHIT
this account is followed by the president
Finally, a president who cares.
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I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
