nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead
simonleboner: Day #395829275916194 I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
heirofgenovia: i feel like yahoo is going to start looking through tumblr and realize that its actually a really scary place and just give it back
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
notoffended: pocketsofclocks: thewritingfortress: therainingkiwi: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature The mer-giraffe. Wait a minute, guys we. are. geniuses. WE FIGURED OUT WHAT NESSIE IS I FINALLY HAVE A FUCKING USE FOR THIS GODDAMN GIF HOLY SHIT
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
tyleroakley: Walk up in the club like:
caligulasaquarikim: if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is just look up at the sky and go ‘it’s jesus jesus is our man’
rapewhistled: bumrollplease: rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks i literally say this a hundred times a day *16 year old girl voice* literally.
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
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what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
condiminaj: kia-kaha-winchesters: runaeveena: By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously. You have been warned. The fanageddon is near shit.